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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:50
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
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They put up a sign reading
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Next, they tried...
No go.
Nuts and Butts
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Still no good
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How do you dry your hair fast?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...